If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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