I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
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