doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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