I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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