I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Randomize
