I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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