Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
You did what with his pubic hair?
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