At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
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