Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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