If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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