I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
