it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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