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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.

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(515): View more from Iowa

i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday

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(518): View more from New York

woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so

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(260): View more from Indiana

I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.

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(415): View more from California

was it good sex?

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i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was

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(913): View more from Kansas

Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.

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(515): View more from Iowa

I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him

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