Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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