But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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