I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
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