absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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