The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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