yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
They are going to name an STD after you.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Randomize
