Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
It's not a walk of shame if you run
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Randomize
