therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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