I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
And the cops told us we were all naked.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Randomize
