id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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