So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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