The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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