3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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