am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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