the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Randomize
