When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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