in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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