butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
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