its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
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