Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Randomize
