I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
Randomize
