Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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