Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
