Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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