Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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