Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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