I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
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