The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
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