some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
it glows. i had to have it.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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