Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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