Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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