My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
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