I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
Randomize
