His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
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