it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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