i don't like sucking hair
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Randomize
