Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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