It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
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