I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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