Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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